Caretaker: can I play on the school soccer team next season?
Soccer coach: yes I think you will make a good sweeper.
Soccer coach: why didn't you stop the ball?
Kid: That's what the net's is for, isn't it.
Kid: the soccer field's flooded. What should we do?
Coach: Bring on the subs.
Kid:What's the difference between the school soccer team's goalkeeper and Cinderella?
Kid 2: Cinderella got to the ball.
What positioning did the ghost play on the school soccer team?
Ghoulkeeper.
Checkout what is below this sentence!!!!
you see Messi has scored so much goals till nobody told him that he is wearing a underwear on the outside of his pants!!!
And checkout this! it's Rooney but Fellaini or you can say Rooney Fellaini.
From the book Really awful jokes designed and illustrated by Leonard Le Rolland.
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